Why does leno have a mustache

I personally think Brian Wilson's beard jumped the shark a season ago, but he's still dying that thing, wearing it proudly and looking more and more homeless each year. Doesn't matter. Wilson is one of the most recognizable guys in the game, which is funny to say because I don't think anyone would be able to tell who he was without that beard anymore.

Also, I was going to include Sergio Romo on this list, but he and Wilson are basically the same person now, so it doesn't count. I'm not the biggest fan of the chinstrap, but if you're a baller like Yu, I'll allow it.

At least it merges into a respectable goatee instead of chinstrapping all the way around his face. That would have just been unacceptable. I don't know when Prince Fielder decided to let his hair completely take over his face, but I fully support that decision.

He's got one of the best neckbeards in baseball and, as someone who can grow an epic neckbeard, real recognizes real. He needs to just let that thing keep going to ZZ Top lengths. He'll be bigger than Brian Wilson in no time. The godfather of the beard. It's more manageable now, but there was a reason we used to refer to Damon as The Caveman.

Damon is still alive and kicking in the big leagues, and, ever since he got free of the dreaded Evil Empire, he'll be rocking that beard til the day he hangs up his cleats. Enjoy our content? Join our newsletter to get the latest in sports news delivered straight to your inbox! The Coolest Beards in Baseball 0 of Your sports. Join Newsletter. Stan accidentally kills Jay and has to perform the roast by himself.

It goes horribly wrong and Stan is thrown out. In this appearance, Jay is voiced by Wally Wingert. In " Casino Normale ", Roger gets hooked on classic cars, reportedly to get thumbs from mustache guys. Instead, it is part of a trap to capture Jay Leno, whom Roger found in his revenge book, although he can no longer remember the offense.

Hayley and Steve find what they think was the reason, but just lead to an acting gig for Roger. Roger eventually realizes that his 'revenge book' is really just an autograph book but by that time, Jay has died. Driving with the body hanging out of the trunk, Roger gets a thumbs-up from an entire row of mustached car guys and realizes it wasn't a complete loss.

His picture appears on a poster of suspected lizard people in " Paranoid Frandroid ".