Why is jacksonville so bad

Is there another GM that has had one lucky year and lasted this long? At least Minshew is fun to watch and totally makes me forget about all of the above. Except Dave Caldwell, that guy sucks. Fuck Dave Caldwell. Go Jags. This team, man. Holy shit. He also signed Big Dick Nick to a huge contract, who, naturally, was trash last year and lost his job to a rookie sixth round draft pick. Flush him and the ownership down the nearest fucking toilet.

I was cursed a military brat and landed in the swamp city of Jacksonville. I became a fan because the team will basically rent out its mascot to any school event. My elementary school mascot was the Jaguars, so Jaxson DeVille would come to our pep rally and hype up 8 year olds to watch Garrard throw to… checks notes Matt Jones?

That probably had something to do with the fact that our most productive first round draft pick was Tyson Alualu. Remember drafting a punter in the third round and going all in on Justin Blackmon? That was the same year! Then we hired a guy whose name was literally Mularkey. Now we have Doug Marrone, who got us to an AFC Championship running on fumes, bologna sandwiches, and cold glasses of milk. What actually happened is he helped Blake Bortles land a contract extension, causing a rift in our locker room the size of our fucking scoreboards.

Something you think we should know? Send a story tip to tips defector. Skip to contents. Why Your Team Sucks. Share on twitter Share on reddit Share on facebook 63 Comments. Drew Magary. Getty Images. Your team: Jacksonville Jaguars. Read More: doug marrone gardner minshew jacksonville jaguars. Keep up with our blogs. Email Address Submit. David Roth. Per Sharp, it ranks 26th in success rate on first down and 29th on second down.

Rushing on early downs is typically overrated. That tends to be true, but not for Jacksonville so far this season. As the table above shows, the Jaguars are average to above-average in early down rushing efficiency but rank bottom-two in each early down passing category. But when it comes time to deliver the football, Lawrence has looked slightly more human, if not too human. Among 35 qualifying quarterbacks, he ranks bottom-five in on-target percentage, yards per attempt and pass rating per Sports Info Solutions.

Using our detailed week-by-week moving checklist will make a big difference in avoiding hassles and reducing stress. Thank you, Susan! Thank you for your response!! Can you tell me a part of Florida that has a bit of a country setting or small town feel?

Sherrie, I live in Ocala but I recommend Dunnellon if you are not hooked on being near the ocean or Gulf. Rainbow Springs State Park has kayaking and tubing. There are many quaint little shops and restaurants, too.

Fabulous fresh veggie stand on Rte What I love about Dunnellon is there are a small walkable downtown and a major street that has Walmart, Publix, and all the regular chain restaurants. Ocala has the Mall and is considerably larger and is only minutes away.

So you get a little of everything here and I have always found the people to be friendly. This sounds like an amazing town! Do you know anything as far as construction work and housing availability? Close to max is Baldwin. And several small towns.

With i 95 going north and south and i 10 going west you. Can get to numerous towns near max. Thank you for stopping by, G! Nassau County has Yulee, Callahan and Hilliard. You also have Maclenney and Middleburg. Further inland there is a lot of agricultural farming, livestock farms, etc…Even our capital Tallahassee, and more popular cities like Gainesville, Tampa, and Miami are surrounded by a whole lot of country! Come check us out, and stay awhile!

It has a large military community living there and just min to the base! I am thinking to move to jacksonville Fl. How is the life there? The traffic is too heavy? Is it a stressfull city? Jacksonville has long been called the biggest little city in the South.

Yes there is traffic during the am hour and pm. The traffic is typically caused by those who work downtown heading in or out respectively. Great schools, local activities, and the locals really are great! Come check us out! Winters in Jacksonville are mild, sunny and just plain lovely. You can expect high temperatures around the mids while low temps tend to average around the mids.

It can be hot, cold, cool, warm, tearful rainy or windy hyper …all in the same day, week or weekend! Hence the comparison to teenagers! The shorter answer would be this question. Only you can answer that question for yourself. I know my answer! The 12 x 2 mile boat-shaped Island features a striking range of experiences. There are two world-class resorts — the Omni Amelia Island Plantation and the Ritz Carleton Amelia, along with several international hotels in all price ranges.

You may also be sitting next to a shrimp boat captain or mate, or a crew member of one of the eight nuclear submarines located at Kings Bay Naval Base just across the state line 5 miles in Georgia. I was just in J city and Orange park for the holidays.